this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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