Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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