The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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