:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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