Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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