how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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