it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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