Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
