I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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