There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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