How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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