I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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