someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We named our party play list daddy issues
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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