escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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