I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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