windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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