Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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