I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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