She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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