ugly people sure do ruin things
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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