he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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