The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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