You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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