I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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