alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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