what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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