We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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