i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I know her cup size but not her name....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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