Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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