I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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