It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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