we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i think i have herpe
just one?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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