Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
one might say we're banned from that church
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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