PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
no you cant smoke seaweed
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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