It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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