i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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