i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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