well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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