ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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