p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just had sex on a roof
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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