When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you traded sex for a burrito?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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