You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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