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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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