Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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