Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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