Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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