Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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