i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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