If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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