Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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