I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.