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  Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.

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• (619): View more from California

  She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...

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  It's called: a legit place to drop acid.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I found and fixed my beer gun.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad

  (224): View more from Illinois

  I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.

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• (951): View more from California

  It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."

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  No more tequila EVER.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now

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  Pray for me

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??

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