she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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